Bitch Please, I'm Fabulous

25 year old hipster-esque small town girl living in Seattle and working in social services.

I do things for the lulz.

Loves: Vampire Diaries, Sherlock Holmes, Star Trek, Star Wars, trashy celebrities & fabulous people.

Celeb loves: Gemma Arterton, Rashida Jones, Kristen Bell, Marion Cotillard, JGL.

Photo reblogged from au courant.

alyssaorama:

srsly:

inothernews:willw:soupsoup:

Snoop told her to turn the oven up to 420, it went completely over her head.

“Snoop, it’s important to be precise when baking.”

HBIC!

For the record, they’re making green brownies.
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  cookin’ with double G
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  Snoop told her to turn the oven up to 420, it went completely over her head....THANK YOU...
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  ATTN: literaltranslation...“Snoop, it’s important to be precise when baking.”
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  I believe NOTHING goes over Martha’s head ever. :)
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  When “WTF” finally gets added to the dictionary, this is the image that should accompany it.
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  Oh Martha, did you not learn anything in the slammer.
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  For the record, they’re making green brownies.
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  Opposite ends of the disaster scale. In one kitchen. Only at the holidays.
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  Lol at the comments.
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Bitch Please, I'm Fabulous

25 year old hipster-esque small town girl living in Seattle and working in social services. I do things for the lulz. Loves: Vampire Diaries, Sherlock Holmes, Star Trek, Star Wars, trashy celebrities & fabulous people. Celeb loves: Gemma Arterton, Rashida Jones, Kristen Bell, Marion Cotillard, JGL.